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Because we've neglected to do this forever

[This is Zelos. Right now, he's in the kitchen cooking. Why, you say? Well that's a good question. He's bored. When you're stuck in the house on a rainy day, you kinda go crazy. Zelos is trying to make spaghetti, but his main project is to make it a little more spicy. Not too spicy, but just right. As he was just about to taste test it, he burnt his hand from the really hot steam coming from the pot.]

Ow! God dammit, that hurt!

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Zelos--!?

[ Lloyd looks up from where he's grabbing a few plates, eyes widening at the sudden redness of Zelos' hand. Acting quickly, he flips the faucet on, tugging the unaffected part of his hand into the stream to help cool the burned area down. ]

Man.... you need to be careful. I warned you that was gonna be hot--!

I knew it was gonna be hot, I just didn't think I was gonna get burnt.

[And then Zelos winces and snatches his hand right back.]

Ow! Watch it, Lloyd!

Dude, calm down! I'm just trying to keep it from getting worse!

[ And, welp. If Zelos won't have any of it he'll just hand the Chosen a damp towel. ]

Here, will this work?

Give me that! [And he snatches that towel from you, Lloyd. B|] Before you decide to kill me!

[And then he puts it on his burnt hand and finally feels a little relief. ~~No pun intended.~~ He'll head for the bathroom to properly tend to his wound, leaving Lloyd alone in the kitchen.]

Watch the sauce, will you? Make sure it tastes right.

[He MAY or MAY NOT know about his tomato hatred though~]

Wha-- Zelos, are you crazy?! There's tomatoes in there!

[ DON'T LEAVE HIM ALONE WITH THE EVIL TOMATOES BRO NOOOOOO

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sob

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ogoddess what do

can having a staring contest with the sauce be an option ]

You make it sound like they're the evil monsters from under your bed.

[Now where are those bandages-

then he hears the silence. He doesn't even need to come out of the room to know what's going on in there. HE KNOWS YOU LLOYD.]

They're not gonna disappear by staring at them, bud.

I-I know that--!

[ sob. Okay. Well.

SUCK IT UP, LLOYD, YOU HAVE TO BE A MAN NOW--

...

...

okay no there's still tomatoes in there but. In between the wincing at the tomato flavor... ]

... hmmm. Could be me, but it doesn't seem spicy enough...

[ Zelos you be the judge, we're talking about a kid who has a dwarf for a dad. He's more used to spicier things, really. ]

Edited (whoops wrong icon) 2012-11-13 06:10 (UTC)

[Zelos can hear his inner pain and it makes him laugh to himself. He is evil, yes he is. He peers out of the door with this face. He knew it wasn't spicy enough.]

Dammit, fine, then do me a favor and fix it.

...

[ gdit Zelos

Lloyd sighs, and then attempts it by just adding little by little and then tasting... again... his poor HP is draining away...

...

and then it takes too long and he fixes it as he knows how. Just dumps the rest of it in there and tastes it again. Zelos is free to notice that Lloyd may have dumped way more spice into the sauce than needed... ]

... oh, hey, it's perfect now!

[And at that, Zelos' head peeked out of the doorway.]

Really? Already? I don't believe you. [He'll be the judge of that. He comes out of the bathroom to give it a quick taste. Once he does, he freezes for a minute before spitting it right back out.]

Are you kidding me, Lloyd?! This is hot as hell!! [Downing a cold glass of milk, thank you. You're a terrible friend, Lloyd, trying to kill him twice already.]

Eh? But I think it's just fine...

[ Said by Lloyd as he takes a spoonful and downs it without ill effects.

... yeah, that's what happens when you're raised by a dwarf. Everything seems mild to you... ]

You call this fine?! Are you really trying to kill me or something?! [Seriously, everything Lloyd does to Zelos can be backed up by Lloyd trying to kill Zelos every chance he gets. Clearly, Zelos needs to be more careful about who he befriends.]

NO! Calm down, Zelos, it's just sauce...

[ Really, he doesn't see why Zelos is making a big deal out of it... it's actually good enough that he can even handle the tomatoes somewhat. ]

Sauce that almost killed me, mind you! [Drinking more water, thank you.]

The hell did you put in that?

... just the rest of the spice?

[ He's not kidding, the spice container's empty now. Whoops. ]

Huh--?

[ Yuri blinks, looking at Zelos and noticing the burn before grabbing a bowl of ice water and sticking his hand into it. ]

There. Should do it...

Ow! Are you trying to kill me, Yuri! That's ice cold!

[Holding his precious, beautiful hand. Everyone's trying to kill him today.]

... well, yeah. Isn't that the point of cold water to cool down a burn?

[ Said like it's the most obvious thing ever. ]

I'm gonna take it you haven't been burnt before.

[Oh, Yuri. B|]

Does getting stabbed with a burning sword count?

[ yep. his life. ]

Afraid not, pal, but we can arrange for you to get burned today if you'd like. No charge necessary~

[Tending to his wound with LUKE warm water. He winces a little but it feels nice.]

Let's not and say we didn't, okay?

[ No burns here, bro, he's already been pincushioned enough... ]

No, let's! I can make it quite the experience, you know~ ♥

[Zelos can make anything spectacular. C'mon Yuriiiii~]

Just because I look like a woman doesn't mean I'm going to start responding to your calls, Zelos. Or need I remind you of last night?

[ nope.jpg not impressed ]

[And.... Zelos shuts up at that mention, turning away.]

I don't know what you're talking about.

Really. That's not what you said last night.

[ trololololo ]

I never said anything last night because nothing happened.

[A beat.]

I don't even know who you are.

[Now he's just being an asshole. Sorry, Yuri.]

I am the shadow that walks. That's all you need to know.

[ wow, Yuri, did you really just say that with a straight face

really

really ]

...."The shadow that walks"? That was pretty lame, man.

[Way to be a loser Yuri. :|a]

At least it's better than that masked swordsman spiel you were going on about.

[ Really, that was just so damn cliched, bro, considering the women you tried to woo ended up laughing at him instead... ]

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I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THESE I'M SO SORRY ;A; ISDFJSDIF

IT'S OKAY I LOVE YOU ANYWAY ;A;

I WILL TAG YOU FOREVER ;A;

ME TOO DEAREST ;w;

MUAHMUAHMUAHMUAH * u *

8DDDDDDD

AND THERE, BOTH OF MY PUPS... :D

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D IOSDJFIDSJFISDFD YOU'RE JUST HURTING ZELOS ALL OVER TONIGHT

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LOL POOR ZELOS HIS LIFE...

YUP. HIS LIFE. HE SHOULD LEARN TO PICK FRIENDS CAREFULLY. EVERYONE'S TRYING TO KILL HIM.

POOR ZELOS...

HIS LIFE CHOICES. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

DON'T LOOK AT ME, I DON'T KNOW EITHER...

OR DO YOU... DUN DUN DUUUUUN

DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUUUUUN 8O !!!

OIDJFIODSFJDS I'M SO SORRY

IT'S OKAY SOB ALLY COME TO MEEEEE ;w;

/JUMPS IN ARMS AND RUNS OFF WITH INTO THE SUNSET

/AWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAH

/CUE IN ROMANTIC MUSIC AND KISS SCENE

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