Because we've neglected to do this forever

[fallenchosen]

[This is Zelos. Right now, he's in the kitchen cooking. Why, you say? Well that's a good question. He's bored. When you're stuck in the house on a rainy day, you kinda go crazy. Zelos is trying to make spaghetti, but his main project is to make it a little more spicy. Not too spicy, but just right. As he was just about to taste test it, he burnt his hand from the really hot steam coming from the pot.]

Ow! God dammit, that hurt!

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DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUUUUUN 8O !!!

[hopeofzaphias]

Just because I look like a woman doesn't mean I'm going to start responding to your calls, Zelos. Or need I remind you of last night?

[ nope.jpg not impressed ]

OIDJFIODSFJDS I'M SO SORRY

[fallenchosen]

[And.... Zelos shuts up at that mention, turning away.]

I don't know what you're talking about.

IT'S OKAY SOB ALLY COME TO MEEEEE ;w;

[hopeofzaphias]

Really. That's not what you said last night.

[ trololololo ]

/JUMPS IN ARMS AND RUNS OFF WITH INTO THE SUNSET

[fallenchosen]

I never said anything last night because nothing happened.

[A beat.]

I don't even know who you are.

[Now he's just being an asshole. Sorry, Yuri.]

/AWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAH

[hopeofzaphias]

I am the shadow that walks. That's all you need to know.

[ wow, Yuri, did you really just say that with a straight face

really

really ]

/CUE IN ROMANTIC MUSIC AND KISS SCENE

[fallenchosen]

...."The shadow that walks"? That was pretty lame, man.

[Way to be a loser Yuri. :|a]

ohhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaah

[hopeofzaphias]

At least it's better than that masked swordsman spiel you were going on about.

[ Really, that was just so damn cliched, bro, considering the women you tried to woo ended up laughing at him instead... ]