Because we've neglected to do this forever

[fallenchosen]

[This is Zelos. Right now, he's in the kitchen cooking. Why, you say? Well that's a good question. He's bored. When you're stuck in the house on a rainy day, you kinda go crazy. Zelos is trying to make spaghetti, but his main project is to make it a little more spicy. Not too spicy, but just right. As he was just about to taste test it, he burnt his hand from the really hot steam coming from the pot.]

Ow! God dammit, that hurt!

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[fallenchosen]

You make it sound like they're the evil monsters from under your bed.

[Now where are those bandages-

then he hears the silence. He doesn't even need to come out of the room to know what's going on in there. HE KNOWS YOU LLOYD.]

They're not gonna disappear by staring at them, bud.

[ofswordsandideals]

I-I know that--!

[ sob. Okay. Well.

SUCK IT UP, LLOYD, YOU HAVE TO BE A MAN NOW--

...

...

okay no there's still tomatoes in there but. In between the wincing at the tomato flavor... ]

... hmmm. Could be me, but it doesn't seem spicy enough...

[ Zelos you be the judge, we're talking about a kid who has a dwarf for a dad. He's more used to spicier things, really. ]

[fallenchosen]

[Zelos can hear his inner pain and it makes him laugh to himself. He is evil, yes he is. He peers out of the door with this face. He knew it wasn't spicy enough.]

Dammit, fine, then do me a favor and fix it.

[ofswordsandideals]

...

[ gdit Zelos

Lloyd sighs, and then attempts it by just adding little by little and then tasting... again... his poor HP is draining away...

...

and then it takes too long and he fixes it as he knows how. Just dumps the rest of it in there and tastes it again. Zelos is free to notice that Lloyd may have dumped way more spice into the sauce than needed... ]

... oh, hey, it's perfect now!

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THESE I'M SO SORRY ;A; ISDFJSDIF

[fallenchosen]

[And at that, Zelos' head peeked out of the doorway.]

Really? Already? I don't believe you. [He'll be the judge of that. He comes out of the bathroom to give it a quick taste. Once he does, he freezes for a minute before spitting it right back out.]

Are you kidding me, Lloyd?! This is hot as hell!! [Downing a cold glass of milk, thank you. You're a terrible friend, Lloyd, trying to kill him twice already.]

IT'S OKAY I LOVE YOU ANYWAY ;A;

[ofswordsandideals]

Eh? But I think it's just fine...

[ Said by Lloyd as he takes a spoonful and downs it without ill effects.

... yeah, that's what happens when you're raised by a dwarf. Everything seems mild to you... ]

I WILL TAG YOU FOREVER ;A;

[fallenchosen]

You call this fine?! Are you really trying to kill me or something?! [Seriously, everything Lloyd does to Zelos can be backed up by Lloyd trying to kill Zelos every chance he gets. Clearly, Zelos needs to be more careful about who he befriends.]

ME TOO DEAREST ;w;

[ofswordsandideals]

NO! Calm down, Zelos, it's just sauce...

[ Really, he doesn't see why Zelos is making a big deal out of it... it's actually good enough that he can even handle the tomatoes somewhat. ]

MUAHMUAHMUAHMUAH * u *

[fallenchosen]

Sauce that almost killed me, mind you! [Drinking more water, thank you.]

The hell did you put in that?

8DDDDDDD

[ofswordsandideals]

... just the rest of the spice?

[ He's not kidding, the spice container's empty now. Whoops. ]