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Because we've neglected to do this forever

[This is Zelos. Right now, he's in the kitchen cooking. Why, you say? Well that's a good question. He's bored. When you're stuck in the house on a rainy day, you kinda go crazy. Zelos is trying to make spaghetti, but his main project is to make it a little more spicy. Not too spicy, but just right. As he was just about to taste test it, he burnt his hand from the really hot steam coming from the pot.]

Ow! God dammit, that hurt!

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Ow! Are you trying to kill me, Yuri! That's ice cold!

[Holding his precious, beautiful hand. Everyone's trying to kill him today.]

... well, yeah. Isn't that the point of cold water to cool down a burn?

[ Said like it's the most obvious thing ever. ]

I'm gonna take it you haven't been burnt before.

[Oh, Yuri. B|]

Does getting stabbed with a burning sword count?

[ yep. his life. ]

Afraid not, pal, but we can arrange for you to get burned today if you'd like. No charge necessary~

[Tending to his wound with LUKE warm water. He winces a little but it feels nice.]

Let's not and say we didn't, okay?

[ No burns here, bro, he's already been pincushioned enough... ]

No, let's! I can make it quite the experience, you know~ ♥

[Zelos can make anything spectacular. C'mon Yuriiiii~]

Just because I look like a woman doesn't mean I'm going to start responding to your calls, Zelos. Or need I remind you of last night?

[ nope.jpg not impressed ]

[And.... Zelos shuts up at that mention, turning away.]

I don't know what you're talking about.

Really. That's not what you said last night.

[ trololololo ]

I never said anything last night because nothing happened.

[A beat.]

I don't even know who you are.

[Now he's just being an asshole. Sorry, Yuri.]

I am the shadow that walks. That's all you need to know.

[ wow, Yuri, did you really just say that with a straight face

really

really ]

...."The shadow that walks"? That was pretty lame, man.

[Way to be a loser Yuri. :|a]

At least it's better than that masked swordsman spiel you were going on about.

[ Really, that was just so damn cliched, bro, considering the women you tried to woo ended up laughing at him instead... ]

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Because we've neglected to do this forever

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D IOSDJFIDSJFISDFD YOU'RE JUST HURTING ZELOS ALL OVER TONIGHT

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LOL POOR ZELOS HIS LIFE...

YUP. HIS LIFE. HE SHOULD LEARN TO PICK FRIENDS CAREFULLY. EVERYONE'S TRYING TO KILL HIM.

POOR ZELOS...

HIS LIFE CHOICES. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

DON'T LOOK AT ME, I DON'T KNOW EITHER...

OR DO YOU... DUN DUN DUUUUUN

DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUUUUUN 8O !!!

OIDJFIODSFJDS I'M SO SORRY

IT'S OKAY SOB ALLY COME TO MEEEEE ;w;

/JUMPS IN ARMS AND RUNS OFF WITH INTO THE SUNSET

/AWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAH

/CUE IN ROMANTIC MUSIC AND KISS SCENE

ohhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaah